Sadly the night out ended early for me.

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01/18/2014 at 23:41 • Filed to: None

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If you weren't informed Tequila and Franzia will fuck you up. Really easily actually. So yeah, if you didnt know, now you do. Just as an addition, I am drunk, but I'm not the reason we had to go back.

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DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 23:45

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Here I am playing video games. . .


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > YSI-what can brown do for you
01/18/2014 at 23:46

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After how this night went, that may have been a better option.


Kinja'd!!! Roberto G. > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 23:49

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Sure that is the world's most popular wine, but here in Europe no one cared to inform us about it.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Roberto G.
01/18/2014 at 23:51

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The only reason its popular is its the second cheapest way to get drunk in America. Only Everclear is cheaper to get drunk off of. But seriously, if you ever get the option do not drink Everclear, it is horrible. Franzia is pretty bad too.


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 23:54

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Tour de Franzia! Slap the bag!


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 23:56

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This might be the cheapest way to get drunk. How much is Franzia? Like $13 or something? SR will get you smashed for around $6. Two of these puppies, and it's game over.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/18/2014 at 23:59

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They still sell Everclear in Michigan?


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > PRBot II
01/18/2014 at 23:59

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I dont remember the article. But alcohol content to price put Franzia at number 2 on the list on cheapest ways to get drunk. Also, is that any good? Cause it looks good.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > desertdog5051
01/19/2014 at 00:01

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They sell 151, 190 is illegal in Michigan along with like 12 other states.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/19/2014 at 00:06

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It's only good if it's ice cold, and you have no other funds available. A 40 oz bottle goes for about $2.70 here in CT. So, two of these at 8.1% for about $6 will do me in for sure. I'm only 160 lbs, so if I pound 'em in under an hour I'm Shitty McShitfaced.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > PRBot II
01/19/2014 at 00:09

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I may need to see if they have these in Michigan, as I am about 160 too. My go to, to get wasted, is 2 Gatorade bottles of 50/50 Burnetts and Sprite mix. But its almost painful to drink now its so terrible.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/19/2014 at 00:15

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Oh shit, I've never tried Burnett's. I'll keep it in mind next time I'm drinking on a budget.

I'm dog sitting for my uncle right now, and he left me with a 6-er of this quality brew...

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I've got my buzz on too, and I'm getting paid for it. Tonight's a good night!


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > PRBot II
01/19/2014 at 00:22

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So jelly. I'm a beer guy full on, but nothing gets you wasted like a shit ton of vodka.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/19/2014 at 00:26

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True words, man. I could go for some Jalopnik brand breakfast scotch right about now...

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Kinja'd!!! Squid > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/19/2014 at 02:16

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Never let steel reserve warm up while drinking it. . . Also be prepared for horrible beer shits the next day after steel reserve. . . Fucking terrible. Franzia is better than Steel Reserve by a long shot. . .


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Roberto G.
01/19/2014 at 02:25

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We have this at work here in the U.K. it's a cheap and easy way to get drunk. Tear off the little disc, pull back the flap, pull the tap into position and tear off the foil, push the flap back to hold the tap in place and push down on the rubber top and hay presto one hour or so later, three litres of drink down (some are only 2.25 litres) and your on your back thinking that was $16 well spent then wake up the next day with a throught drier than a camel's ar5e.


Kinja'd!!! Roberto G. > Svend
01/19/2014 at 09:02

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That's another confirmation to my beliefs that U.K. is not Europe. And here in 'Talia, we are not allowed (most righteously, if I can sy so myself) to drink any alcohol at work, but only soft drinks. Should we really like doing that, we must go to the mall on our lunch break, and then we can buy a bottle of REAL, DOC wine for less than €6.50. I really like it better in this way.

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Kinja'd!!! Svend > Roberto G.
01/19/2014 at 18:56

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Lol. Unfortunately we aren't allowed to drink at work either. We do sell it though.


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/19/2014 at 22:20

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How much was your bail?